Thursday, November 23, 2017

Holiday Jokes: Thanksgiving

Q: Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down?
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat!

Q: Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey, because he's already stuffed!

Q: Who was the drummer in the Thanksgiving band?
A: The turkey, because he had the drumsticks!

Q: What type of key is not good for opening doors?
A: A Tur-key!

Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
A: The G 

Q: What is a turkey's faroite type of music?
A: Plymouth Rock

Q:What kind of tan did pilgrims get?
A: Puritan.

Q: What do comedians call thanksgiving?
A: Pranks-giving.

Q: What do vampires call Thanksgiving?
A: Fangs-giving.

Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY.

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: They use fowl language.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Pilgrim with a cracker?
A: A Pilgraham.

Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: Quack, Quack, Quack.

Q: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot.

Q: What did the baby corn say to mama corn?
A: Where’s pop corn?

Q: What did the boy say when his Mom wanted his help to fix Thanksgiving dinner?
A: But I didn’t break it!

Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler!

Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, google!
Q: What sound does a limping turkey make?
A: Wobble, wobble!

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