Q: How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
A: Only one – after that it’s not empty any more
A: Only one – after that it’s not empty any more
Q: Why is it always cold at Christmas?
A: Because it’s in Decembrrrrrr
A: Because it’s in Decembrrrrrr
Q: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary
A: In the dictionary
Q: What do sheep say to each other at Christmas?
A: Merry Christmas to ewe
A: Merry Christmas to ewe
Q: Who says oh, oh, oh?
A: Santa Claus walking backwards
A: Santa Claus walking backwards
Q: Who delievers Christmas presents to cats?
A: Santa Claws
A: Santa Claws
Q: What Christmas carol do they sing in the dessert?
A: Camel ye fathful
A: Camel ye fathful
Q: What color Christmas candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
A: Neither – candles always burn shorter.
A: Neither – candles always burn shorter.
Q: What was the elf allergic to?
A: Sh-ELF-ish
A: Sh-ELF-ish
Q: Which Christmas carol do parents like the most?
A: Silent Night
A: Silent Night
Q: What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A: A pineapple
A: A pineapple
Q: What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door
A: Santa caught in a revolving door
Q: What did the lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?
A: Sandy claws
A: Sandy claws
Q: Why does Santa do in his garden?
A: He hoe hoe hoes
A: He hoe hoe hoes
Q: What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas version has no L (noel)
A: The Christmas version has no L (noel)
Q: What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey?
A: Grave-y
A: Grave-y
Q: What kind of music do elves listen to?
A: Wrap
A: Wrap
Q: Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
A: They both drop needles
A: They both drop needles
Q: What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
A: Snow
A: Snow
Q: What song do monkeys sing at Christmas?
A: Jungle bells.
A: Jungle bells.
Q: What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a detective?
A: Santa Clues
A: Santa Clues
Q: What is the #1 Christmas present?
A: A broken drum – you can’t beat it
A: A broken drum – you can’t beat it
Q. What rains at the North Pole?
A. Reindeer
A. Reindeer
Q. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
A. RUDE-olph
A. RUDE-olph
Q. What is green, white, and red all over?
A. A sunburned elf
A. A sunburned elf
Q. What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
A. Mooooey Christmas
A. Mooooey Christmas
Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A: It’s Christmas, Eve
A: It’s Christmas, Eve
Q: What did the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow
Q: Why is a burning Christmas candle like being thirsty?
A: Because a little water ends both of them
A: Because a little water ends both of them
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