A: Spelling.
Q: Which musical instrument do skeletons play?
A: Trom-Bone
Q: What type of monster loves dance music?
A: The boogieman
Q: What’s a ghosts favorite fruit?
A: Booberries.
Q: Where do werewolves store their things?
A: In a were-house
Q: What kind of makeup do witches wear?
A: Mas-scare-a
A: Mas-scare-a
Q: When does a ghost eat breakfast?
A: In the moaning.
A: In the moaning.
Q: What do Italian ghosts eat for dinner?
A: Spookgetti
A: Spookgetti
Q: Which of the witch’s friends was good at baseball?
A: The bat.
A: The bat.
Q: Where do ghosts buy their milk and eggs?
A: At the ghost-ery store
A: At the ghost-ery store
Q: Where do spirits go to send their mail?
A: The ghost office.
A: The ghost office.
Q: How do you fix a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch
A: With a pumpkin patch
Q: What do you call a skeleton that sits around all day?
A: A lazy bone.
A: A lazy bone.
Q: Which room do ghost houses never have?
A: The living room.
A: The living room.
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite candy?
A: Suckers
A: Suckers
Q: What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?
A: Twick or Tweet
A: Twick or Tweet
Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A: To stop his coffin.
A: To stop his coffin.
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
A: Frostbite.
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?
A: He had no body to dance with.
A: He had no body to dance with.
Q: What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A: A boo-tie.
A: A boo-tie.
Q: Which building did the vampire visit in New York?
A: The Vampire State Building.
A: The Vampire State Building.
Q: Which amusement park ride do ghosts like the most?
A: Roller ghosters.
A: Roller ghosters.
Q: What do you call a witch in the desert?
A: The Sandwich.
A: The Sandwich.
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: Ice-Scream.
A: Ice-Scream.
Q: Where do ghosts like to swim?
A: The Dead sea.
A: The Dead sea.
Q: Why can’t you see a ghost’s mom and dad?
A: Because they’re transparents.
A: Because they’re transparents.
Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
Q: Who did Frankenstein take on a date?
A: His ghoul friend
A: His ghoul friend
Q: What was the ghosts favorite book?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet
A: Romeo and Ghouliet
Q: What do monkey ghosts like to eat?
A: Boonanas
A: Boonanas
Q: What kind of roads do spirits haunt?
A: Dead Ends
A: Dead Ends
Q: Which sport do vampires like to play the most?
A: Bat-minton.
A: Bat-minton.
Q: How can you make a witch itch?
A: Take out the W.
A: Take out the W.
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit.
A: Bone appetit.
Q: Where position did the goblin play in soccer?
A: Ghoul-ie
A: Ghoul-ie
Q: What was the ghost’s favorite party game?
A: Hide-and-go-shriek
A: Hide-and-go-shriek
Q: What does it take to become a zombie?
A: Deadication.
A: Deadication.
Q: What kind of car do zombies drive?
A: Monster trucks.
A: Monster trucks.
Q: Why did the zombie comedian get booed off the stage?
A: Because all the jokes he told where rotten.
A: Because all the jokes he told where rotten.
Q: What did the French skeleton call his friend?
A: Bone ami.
A: Bone ami.
Q: Who is the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon bone-apart..
A: Napoleon bone-apart..
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